| Description: |  "Ever since I was a very small girl," Tanya tells us, "my granny would recite that nursery rhyme to me; 'There once was a girl who had a little curl, right in the middle of her forehead. And when she was good, she was very, very good, but when she was bad, she was horrid.' I must have taken those words to heart, because they describe me to a tee! If I get my way, I'm sweet as pie, but if you cross me or deny me in any way, watch out! I can be very bitchy and cruel if you make me mad. I suppose I should warn you, it's not too difficult to anger me. So you'd better mind your Ps and Qs around me! To start with, I expect you to pay me many, many tributes. After all, I deserve your adoration, don't I?" |
